The Next Cuisinart

Quote of the day:

"Sexting, that cute portmanteau with a bad rap, marketed just right could be the next Cuisinart for today's working woman in a committed relationship short on alone time."
                                                                          - Rep. Cynthia Dill

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DCW

Thanks for reading this piece of political satire! There is context and meaning to this quote, it's just a little cryptic. I'm obviously no Jonathan Swift.

 
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What a WASTE of Tax Dollars

What a two-faced joke this guy is! In debates, he brags about FIGHTING to lower taxes or FIGHTING to prevent Gov. Baldacci from wasting even more of our hard-earned tax dollars... blah... blah... blah...

Then Mills is at the PIG TROUGH of Welfare-For-Politicians ironically called "Clean Elections."

He has more little brochures, pencils, stickers, buttons and bows with his mug on them (and probably MUGS with his ugly mug on them too!), and now TV commercials... all paid for with SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND taxpaper dollars.

Here's a question for Mr. Man-Of-The-People: How many Maine families' TOTAL TAX BILLS are completely wasted on your "Clean Elections" spending???

Let me help the Smartest-Man-In-The-Legislature with this: If the average household income is about $43,000; and the average Maine tax bill is about $2,000 - that means that Mills is wasting the total tax payments of about THREE HUNDRED MAINE FAMILIES.

Three hundred families struggling to pay the mortgage and buy their kids' shoes... and their total tax payments went to this "Conservative" guy to waste on a political campaign.

Disgusting!