Riffing on McGowan's new campaign song, Al Diamon has written a campaign anthem for all the gubernatorial candidates:

I’m a RINO-right-winger and a retro-progressive.
My tea parties are green, and I’m pacifist-aggressive.
I’ll increase welfare, I’ll cut the dole.
I’ll reduce taxes, using rigmarole.
You’ll get free health care, unless you’re really sick.
Good jobs for every Harry, Tom, Jane and Dick.
Catch all the fish, and let them all go.
Catch all the flack, and never let it show.
Open-carry your semi-automatic, create a big national park.
I won’t get autocratic or stand by that last remark.
I’ll save the water, I’ll clean the air.
I’ll make those topless women put on their underwear.
And when my term is finished, you’ll discover you’ve still got
Overpriced booze and a sales tax on pot.